Bike Swarm
A moving wall of fixies, cruisers, and e-bikes with five different interpretations of right-of-way.
UCSB Isla Vista Crossing
Welcome to the missing GE.
This is a high-fidelity stress simulator for the sacred migration from UCSB campus into Isla Vista. The university remembered Writing, Science, and various character-building requirements, then forgot the most important course: How to Cross a Bike Lane Without Becoming Lore 101.
Every block forward is a tiny act of campus diplomacy. Bikes own the lane, Bill's Bus owns the road, longboarders own the vibes, and you are simply trying to reach IV with enough dignity to order food.
This game does not grant real-life invincibility near Storke Tower, Pardall, or any suspiciously crowded intersection. Please continue to wear a helmet, even if your Bike Integrity is 100% in the app.
Bill's Bus
Large, inevitable, and somehow always arriving exactly when you commit to crossing.
Longboarder
Gliding diagonally through space with headphones on and a spiritual objection to braking.
Canvas Zombie
Checking grades mid-crossing, emotionally elsewhere, physically in your lane.